hello im abby and i love halloween. my hobbies include eating, sleeping, and groaning when im told to do things. i like being a nerd in general and reading sad fanfics and then crying bc im pathetic. so welcome to my blog i guess
(I know my theme is boring I'm a minimalist)
this entire blog is ironic• *removes earbud* what
Following:All Teens Relate
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
episode 10x3 highlights:
- jensen’s acting and directing do not even touch me
- sam being so coNCERNED that he was gonna accidentally kill his dEMON brother
- cas taking dean from behind amirite
- dean running a hand thru his hair
- deAN IS HUNGRY AGAIN AND SAM IS AN ENABLER
- "you look terrible" "you’re lookin good" they say to each other in dean’s bedroom /????//??????? is this a joke to u son
this isn’t even a problem
This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important
|Me:||I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours|
|Me:||*watches entire season of tv show*|
|Me:||*reads every book i own*|
|Me:||*goes on quest to find the holy grail*|
LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU
*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking
|me flirting:||so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity|
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling